The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
December 19, 2004


I saw a woman, waiting for the bus the other day, wearing a Burger King sweater. I didn't realize that they had diversified into ladies fashions, but I suppose that is the trend these days. Modern business is only concerned with one thing Diary; getting the hay in the barn. I wonder if they still make the Crossandwich? As usual, Monolo is handling the holiday shopping. He keeps complaining when he returns from the mall, or the "shark tank" as he is calling it. He says that he is going to start bringing a stroller with him to even the playing field. I told him it was a good idea, but something tells me that he won't pull the trigger. Monolo's greatest attribute is also his greatest weakness. I am off for a ride.

[signed] Nick

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