The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
July 8, 2008

Fleer

I can't get my European business cards to fit into the pages of my contact binder. It's not even close. I never realized the size difference. So I called my office supply guy and you'd a thought I was asking him where to get an ocarina lesson. He had no clue. Then Manolo's life coach stopped by the house. While he was waiting for Manolo to pretend to get ready he suggested a trip to a sports collectable shop. He also suggested signing up for his class on Goal Visioning. So it seems my first session is next week, but I'm more interested in seeing what a Lou Brock rookie fetches these days. I can't remember what storage facility I keep my nostalgia in, but that might be a knot in need of retying. Keep your powder dry Diary.