The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
August 2, 2005


The bees are in the waters cellar again, and no this is not code, I mean it quite literally. They were everywhere this afternoon and we were forced to act quickly. Manolo lit some witch lavender candles and I turned to the Musak centre; for the last couple hours I have been pumping John Lennon's Private Ono Band down there. I even maxed out the gain. I was hoping that would keep them at bay until my bug man arrived, but now I find out he has just cancelled. Apparently there is a "weevil situation" at Lou Gossett's place. Now the bees are starting to find their way back into the kitchen, this is no good. They are probably getting sick of Lennon by now. To be fair though, the album is making its third time around. I don't think most artists would have made it to the first pass. Maybe I will put on some Yoko Ono instead. Later.

[signed] Nick

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