The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
July 30, 2005


Well things have not gone as planned here Diary. Let's start at the Flamingo. Itís easy to get lost in a casino is it not? Is it against the law to accidentally leave through a fire door? Apparently it is, and the fine is public humiliation. I tried to explain myself but they read me the Riot Act anyway. I get lost in Vegas way too much. Either in the casino itself or I end up in the bushes trying to the entrance. I blame my compass. Also, I have noted never to wear a navy blazer in Vegas again. I have been asked to park cars and get drinks on several occasions. One person even handed me their luggage. No that is not code Diary. Peace.

[signed] Nick

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