The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
July 12, 2005


I can't believe they changed the USA logo. Not really my favorite channel but damn if that Monk show isn't addictive. I watched a bit of the home run contest last night. America's past time indeed. To be honest, it hasn't been the same though since 1994, baseball that is. Hope she can make a speedy recovery. Manolo cooked up some kettle corn and topped that with some fresh raspberry lemonade. The guys a genius, we have established that, but he never fails to remind me of the fact. However, with Constance slowly moving in, I think these efforts have another purpose. Stay tuned. I took the Rover into town to get the oil changed. I usually don't do it myself but I feel like I haven't left the compound for weeks. I asked the guy if he could do a two for one as I haven't been feeling well myself. He looked behind me and half nodded, confused. It may have been the best human reaction I have ever seen. I am saving it for a future role. I am off to the club. Peace.

[signed] Nick

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