The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
July 6, 2005

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I have been sailing Diary and the beard is a little salty. We decided to take the boat out for a while and it turned out to be quite a journey. We just figured we'd end up near Catalina but we then aimed for the sun. The waters were still enough that we got engrossed in a marathon game of Trivial Pursuit. It never ceases to amaze me how much Manolo knows about history. I ended up pulling in the rear as the orange pie proved elusive. I kept getting ice skating questions which is always frustrating. Constance rubbed it in by answering them for me. We were going to end the night with a movie but the laser disk player was acting up. To be fair I hadn't used it in years. I believe the last time was when Chris Walken and I took the boat down to Baja and watched Tron along the way. That might explain something; about the trip or why the laser disk player doesn't work is for you to decide. Happy trails.