The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
July 3, 2005


I sneaked a ladel of Manolo's "Apple-Pomme fizz." Three word review: "Thank you Manolo." Hopefully the punch will distract the guests away from the site of the wadding pool. If I have to answer too many questions about it, I might be forced to wander over to Derek's and seek refuge on his shuffleboard table. I am trying to score a table myself but I almost rather not have one handy. Tis a powerful distraction. I wonder if Manolo is planning on having fruit float in the punch bowls. I always like that. Someone once told me that mathematically ice shouldn't float, but it does anyway. I once had a wife that acted the same way. Just watchin' the wheels Diary.

[signed] Nick

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