The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
July 2, 2005


Alphonse came by early this morning to freshen up the Vega. I would say the visit was unannounced but then again he doesn't show up any other way. He made me my own formula of dashboard oil, and said that I can give it a name when it comes to me. The scent itself is clean with an sandlewood finish. I am not sure what it says about me but I am tempted to use a little behind my ear. Lord knows I have seen just as much sun as the defrost vents of the Vega. Manolo has been busying himself with the upcoming party. He put a note on the dry erase board that informed us that "punch" will be the theme. Apparently there will be a number of exotic punches for everyone to enjoy. Let's hope Scotty keeps his flask at home otherwise there will be more fireworks than expected. Late.

[signed] Nick

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