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Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
July 1, 2005

Manolo's Paddle

My new salt lamp arrived in about ten pieces too many. It goes without saying that I am not 100% satisfied with my purchase. I can't help but wonder if the Ishii kids have something to do with this somehow. I miss those bastards. Manolo and I will be attending an art auction today. I look to pick up something for the breathing room. I was going to match it with the salt lamp but looks like we'll have to adjust backwards. I am clueless when it comes to art, but I will buy something if it strikes me. Then again as Manolo can attest, I have always had an itchy paddle hand. I once outbid myself for a paint by numbers Monet knock off. I ended up donating it the Malibu library. Leon complimented me as it ended up being a nice write off, but I can assure you it was an unhappy accident. Another case of luck trumps skill I guess. We'll let Manolo hold the paddle today. Peace.

[signed] Nick

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