The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
June 29, 2005


Manolo has hijacked the stereo system. Neil Diamond Live has been on for the last three hours. Not that I mind necessarily, but I have heard 'Sweet Caroline' more than once and I know Diamond never doubles up on a night. Even Tito's feathers are ruffled. Or maybe he is enjoying it, I can never tell. That bird has a hell of a poker face. Am I allowed to use the term "ruffled feathers" if it applies literally? It perhaps is bad form. Although I would like the opportunity to use "bee in your bonnet" is such a way. That would be quite a moment. No one would believe it, but I still want the story. Well I am bored I am going to see if Derek wants to play a round of HORSE. Hopefully my hook shot is oiled up as his is doubtlessly rusty. Enjoy the day Diary.

[signed] Nick

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