The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
June 25, 2005


The gathering last night went well. Manolo's friend kept pouring red wine out in the bushes for his lost cat. It confused me until Leon explained the reference, which I now only accept in theory. Alphonse made an appearance but I could only talk to him for a moment as he had to network. He kept having people smell his new series of "dashboard oils." I guess it worked because Derek handed over the keys to his sled. I decided to make a wardrobe change before Manolo's handshadow presentation of "Ain't Got Dames." Unfortunately I got distracted with the Muzak system in the process and missed everything. I know Manolo wants some notes about it today. I have been avoiding him until I can track down a copy of the source material. Aloha.

[signed] Nick

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