The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
May 3, 2005


Scotty was up in arms again. He found a bar in NoHo that gives you a free beer when you bring in a used license plate. However they already had Colorado so they refused his offer. He wanted to break out some Tai Chi, so I told him to use some Chai Tea instead. After all you catch more flies with honey. As I walked out I noticed a sign by the kitchen advertising a $4.99 meatball sandwich. Is that a good deal? Sometimes I can't tell. I had a meeting with Manolo. I like to make certain things official, so we held court in the oak room. After twenty minutes he convinced me to wait until Memorial Day to open up the wading pool. That dashing Cuban has a way with words. Wrap the gavel, Diary.

[signed] Nick

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