The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
April 2, 2005


I just got back from the club. Leon and Scotty were having BLTs and talking about beverages. An ice tea and lemonade is called an Arnold Palmer as everyone knows, so they were wondering what drink a Jack Nicklaus should be. Leon suggested that his drink would be tonic, lime and a splash of bitters. I guess this was a joke. Scotty said that the drink would be lemonade and club soda. The conversation was a little dull, that's why I usually avoid this scene, but I thought somehow I could put it into my golf script. As a side note I may have to head over to the Golf Haus as my curiosity is becoming peaked. I have seen the game many times but for the life of me know nothing about how it is played. I also want to use the term 'bogey golf' in context at least once, but I guess I just did. Put it in the cup Diary.

[signed] Nick

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