The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
February 10, 2005


If the mother of invention is necessesity then the father must be frustration. I have been in the workshop all morning trying to come up with a better birdcage. Tito doesn't mind, but it is a chore to clean. Did you know the first plastic was invented by accident? It was patented in 1907. Very strange. While we're on the subject, whoever comes out with a stickless fruit gum is going to get my money. The wheels spin on the track but the train stays still. I guess the only thing I am really going to accomplish today is getting Monolo and myself in the same room while we both wear aprons. Enjoy the day.

[signed] Nick

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