The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
February 6, 2005


Doug filled me in on sunsets the other day. The horizon is the same and the sun is the same, so why are sunsets so brilliant and sunrises so bland? The air temperature, apparently. Doug is full of stuff like that. He had some good trivia for me about the origins of golf, too. Apparently it dates back to the 13th century in Scotland. There were so many people playing golf they banned the game because no one was farming anymore. Sounds like a child's book report, but history is often just that simple. Anyway, so some guy invented minigolf right then and there to get around the royal proclaimation or what have you. Constance and I are sailing to Catalina next weekend. Tie a sheepshank for me, Diary.

[signed] Nick

Latest Entries:
Astronaut Avocado
September 2008
July 2008
April 2008
March 2008
February 2008
December 2007
February 2007
December 2006
September 2006
August 2006
June 2006
May 2006
August 2005
July 2005
June 2005
May 2005
April 2005
March 2005
February 2005
January 2005
December 2004
November 2004
October 2004
September 2004
August 2004