January 26, 2005
More to come
Scotty G. asked me about Johnny a few minutes ago. My face turned the colors of his famous curtain. I hadn't seen a paper in days, it was all news to me. We were neighbors once. I was a guest on the show, but that seems like eons ago. When Johnny would pass me jogging, as he often would at that time, as I was doing a lot of lawn bowling, we'd have a short single-entendre contest, as if we were trying to woo one another, but with a double-entendre gone wrong. That description comes out schematic. I guess you had to be there. I always wanted him to do the bit on the show. Well, I hope one day to panel with him again. If heaven has a late night talk show, you know Jack Parr is looking for work again. More to come, Diary.