The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
January 23, 2005

Turn

I am not sure how it happened but it is quite amazing. The entire house is fogged up right now and it is not unlike a scene from a Ridley Scott film. There is condensation on all the windows and Monolo has made smiley faces on a few of them. Yesterday I went to the Library to read for StoryTime. The kids and I discovered the world of SuperFudge. Save your Tim Leary comments. Anyway I wanted to check my email but the computer lab was closed. Apparently one of the local salts has been stealing the trackballs from all the mice. So now we all get punished. Perhaps next time we will have to read Lord of the Flies.