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Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
January 16, 2005


For whatever reason, the free issues of Brentwood magazine stopped coming, so Manolo's had more time on his hands. He's experimenting with raw eggs in the shakes this week. He claims even the bad cholesterol can do you good in trace amounts. Anyway, the creotine egg whisk hit the spot after kendo today. Even Leon admitted it was like a Shinai to the chest. It's good to get back onto the mat after a month off. I retired to the gray room, leafed through an old copy of Photo magazine and got half way through a Nilsson album before taking calls. Manolo just served a splendid meatless avocado club. I may or may not go stereo shopping with Scotty G. It all depends on whether he will go quadraphonic.

[signed] Nick

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