The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
December 31, 2004

Kith

Today was our second day on the slopes. Terry has kept everyone entertained with stories from his last production. The raucous Gondola rides were a wonderful counter note to the silent slopes. I realize now I am an advanced beginner. Perhaps it is the Swiss air, but my reach often exceeds my grasp. No one has been injured in the making of this film, Diary, so no love is lost. Terry is an advanced intermediate. Just like our professional lives, I suppose. Constance was willing to stick to the moderate trails with me. But onto apres-ski. I hope our New Year's Eve plans include a game of Probe. It's a wonderful word game. In many ways it is to Scrabble as the late Peter Cushing is to the late Sterling Hayden. I hope we play, but how to bring it up?