The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
November 28, 2004

Lazy plates

What a lazy morning. I was up late in front of Manolo's game last night and then this morning I decided to try and top my high score between sections of the paper. It's almost one in the afternoon and this is the first time I've been out of the billiards room today. I got sick of rolling Katamari as they're called and threw Picnic at Hanging Rock up onto the Mitsu. It's a blast to look at but I still can't make heads or tales of the story. Someone should write a "dummies" book about it. Tomorrow is a full day at the office so I have some homework to complete. I also have a meeting to go over the entertainment schedule for the lodge with Manolo. I know he wants his game unit back, so I'm sure he'll show up.