The following is a work of fiction.
Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, CaliforniaOctober 16, 2004
Cross reference
I had to throw away all the old phone books today, and if you ever believed the White Pages were anachronistic, you might be further away than you think. My second favorite part of the whole ordeal was taking another look at the coupons these companies offer. Good deals for sure. But then I realized, this was a chore I had ignored a couple calendar purchases too long. As I flipped through the savings section I was stunned to find that The Pizza Factory had not been open since the fall of '81. A great place, and a great calzone. Wonder what happened? Well it turns out that we won't be needing a new gloss for the racquetball court until next summer. I believe Neil is coming down soon, but his wire was somewhat cryptic. Then again so is the source. I am off to improv.