The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
October 2, 2004


The good news is that the wadding pool is finished, the bad news is that we have to now cover it up, because the autumn winds make it impossible to enjoy. Spring is just around the corner... Humor me. Monolo is out of his funk. He has been cooking like a crazy man lately, and to everyone's benefit. Nothing goes better with my ginko-carrot juice than a warm bran shuckle. I have been reading in the raquetball court lately. I am upset that I didn't think of it earlier. It is tremendous way to relax. I read a marvelous script the other day and immediately called Gary to get me the part. Diary this was the role for me. I was upset to find however, that the movie was already made. Apparently I picked a script from the wrong pile. Well I am going to go to the store and pick up a copy of 'Turk 182' anyway. Salaam Alekiem.

[signed] Nick

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