The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
September 7, 2004

Brain Capers

I wore my best sunglasses in order to keep a low profile. I haven't been in Ken Crane's big screen shop in a long time diary, but the place was remarkably familiar. Same repellent furniture. It was no surprise to me that the large Mitsubishis like my own have disappeared in favor of those flat televisions like they used on "Hulk." I've got my eye on one particular model. It should really open up the corner of the billiard room where the Mitsubishi currently holds court. But I realized on the way home I was getting ahead of myself. There may yet be some life in that 62" Mitsu. I just tried it again. Nothing. I'm playing Brain Capers right now. When it ends, I'll call my accountant. She buys things like this for me. She always knows how to handle those warrantee extensions. Out of space for the day. Assalamu alaikum.